- His Presidential Exploratory Committee advised against it.
- It's too cheap.
- Competitiveness won't let him contribute to the loss of a playground bet made in middle school over whether or not a kid from Dobbs Ferry could earn a billion US dollars before the age of 25.
- Is "old fashioned" when it comes to his stalking.
- Easier to shirk CHS Reunion responsibilities.
- Has other means of knowing what Katie Wilbur had for lunch today.
- Sophomore year English teacher Ruth Ross IS.
- Fearful I'll invite him to play Scramble; improve on lifetime 12-68 record.
- Wouldn't do justice to Elizabeth Szabo's baby blues.
